OUR REFUND POLICY
We can't imagine that you would need to return our books as our team of elves works 24/7 to ensure that said books are not only perfect, but perfectly packed and posted.

In the highly unlikely event that we mail you an imperfect book - one with an upsidedown cover, say, or printed with fluorescent Cyrillic text, or even written by Bryce Courtenay (God forbid!) - we will not only be stunned by our gross negligence, but eager to supply you with a pristine copy mailed to you at our cost.

If the book is not defective or substandard in terms of production or covered in scales or fur, we do not grant refunds. So please choose carefully.